I been just experience quite shocks of laziness, Immaturity and unprofessionalism with various people I deal with that i am growing frustrated day by day by their incapacitation.Let me begin, India is a country with hospality and stuff... Kiss My Asss.. India is a country of selfish good for nothing Jerks who dont want to do anything in the world but exist. They just exist. They just survive no meaning Nothing. What in life does a man need? Ask a indian... He would probably Say .. Money, Beautiful Wife and Cars, An American - He wants to establish a Corporation, Or a NGO , he knows money, Wife and cars are just addons they arent the primary components. I just came across a quote on the web
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Gangaram Gaythondey Doesent Know what is Beer. he is happy with his thadi and Santra ( The creative copyrights of the word Santra are patented by Darudas and Darudis Inc.).He doesent care whether you live or die because nobody cares for his life. Lets us take a Peek ( With a lousy eyes) into a life of this bum
Gangaram.
Gangaram wakes up in the morning at 8 and He goes of to a beautiful place called as Ramkund.He takes a bath with Free Sabun ( Actually after the usage of sabun by generation and generation of people visiting the place that the crows think its customary to steal sabun from the shops and drop it there).
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" Women - Does that word brings disgust in you? for me to be frank it does. Women are the worst species ever to be lived on this earth. Women are meant to be tormented, Sexually abused fucked around and played with . Women s rights have to be taken away and they have to be beaten up. They should be denied education and they should be paid 10 times less than a mans so that they cannot compare and if any women dares to compare herself to a man her head should be chopped off and put on a spear to remind the other bitches that Slavery is their birthright and that's all. They don't have anything. Men Rule.. Men Rock! Men are God! "
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Bahu itni saj dajkar kaha ja rahi ho " Ajay's mother questions me "
Is Yug mein ghar mein baithungi tho poora samaj mujey nikamma kahenga aur kya faida us MBA ki degreeyo ka jisko mainey khoon paseena ek karkey banaya hai
"issey mein kya khana pakaney,Roti pakaney key liye kiya hai kya? Aur faida in naukro chakro ka jo mein ghar baithkey soona aangan dekthi rahu. Is choti si
duniye mein kuch nahi rakha hai aslo duniya tho In char deewaro key bahaar hai " - Bahu
Buddi ekdam Bhaddakkey "Baaaaahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Yeh Tum kya anab shanab bak rahi ho Hamarey Ghajini Khandaan mein kisi aurath ney kabhi Ghoongat
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Here we go again.. Now before I write this Let me tell you I am not wikipedia and I will be biased about my review. I am not getting monies from some big ass producer trying to sell Junk off the screen
Oh Lordy lord.. the death of intelligence..The Movie Sucks! Yeah Rohit Shetty and his aides might have brought out an idea out of their asses but thats certainly hasnt kept up to the hype like Golmaal. if your a man stressed with life and trying for some comedy out of it .. rent Hera pheri or something else but never go for Golmaal returns.. Oh Lord...
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" Mi mhantlo tyala ki hech tumchyath ani amchyat farak ahey" .. goes one man at a local tea stall enthralling other locals about his escapades in Human resource management. He is talking about some work he had with Mr. X and he boasts of how good he made Mr X fall to his knees and show that this guy is better than Mr X. Now this same time MR X sits at another tea stall telling the same story the only difference being the winner is MR X and the loser is the first guy who was telling his story . So the same story, same people just different situations if you can visualize what I mean You can Visualize India. I been always been hearing that I am the worst or idiot or dumb from my friends and other colleagues. This same guy ( Me) also have got accolades like being good lovable so same guy different feelings.My dog and couple of other dogs who live near me consider me to be very good now that's their opinion for which the outside world doesn't care. if i would have fed some local politician some beer and some monies i would be better for the world. Same person different eyes, different opinions. Now I have come to the conclusion how human has evolved from being lovable species to adapt themselves into this complicated web of lies and deceit they call as life.
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There is always a time in mans life when viruses attack.. Brutal viruses that plague the human body and fill it with a modicum of fate called as Illness.. Recently I had this divine chance of being subjected to this attack of a female virus by the name of "Sardi ".. She came into me with a smile... She had all those tricks.. she was sexy she was cute and I fell a victim to her.. She had all those charms making any man her victim and I fell for her... The first attack was on my nose.. Soon enough Random YDMU Yucky Dripping Mucus Updates were constantly being release from my nasal cavities for the benefit of the common folk.. Soon I had to sooth my body by constantly doing Shhhh.. hurrr.. I mean taking back those drippings back to the nose.
Soon enough there was an uproar in the immune system.. Alert Alert... Subway Eating, beer Drinking,Fat Food Loving,Part time Raw food Loving,Asshole Body has been attacked by Viruses.. Tu.. Tu .. Tu... Sirens were blurring all around.. All the foods turs sipid once your infected with her.. She has a charm over your body forcing your body to commit sins like Eating some Medecine made out of peoples Arm Hair ( I dont know what those cold medecines are made of So I assumed) . The pills turn out be made out of Dead Nazis ashes with bloody farts so their smell as well as their taste are super duper Yuck... Then comes the turn of the Steam thrower.. you induct ur face to go through a grueling process called as Steaming your Nose to get out of this predicament.. now you turn ur head to and fro like a Bull but no awail the steam hits u on the face and fights with the internal chota chota cute cute organisams.. and tries to give you relief.. but nooooo those organisams wont budge and they dont want to move out of ur shitty body.
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