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Health: Shocking : 32% Americans Die In Hospital
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Masti: office mera jismoangan
Bahu itni saj dajkar kaha ja rahi ho " Ajay's mother questions me " Is Yug mein ghar mein baithungi tho poora samaj mujey nikamma kahenga aur kya faida us MBA ki degreeyo ka jisko mainey khoon paseena ek karkey banaya hai "issey mein kya khana pakaney,Roti pakaney key liye kiya hai kya? Aur faida in naukro chakro ka jo mein ghar baithkey soona aangan dekthi rahu. Is choti si duniye mein kuch nahi rakha hai aslo duniya tho In char deewaro key bahaar hai " - Bahu Buddi ekdam Bhaddakkey "Baaaaahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Yeh Tum kya anab shanab bak rahi ho Hamarey Ghajini Khandaan mein kisi aurath ney kabhi Ghoongat9 comments | | category: Masti | Content type: Text/Pictures | Add this link to... | tell a friend | bakwaas
Miscellaneous: The Evolution of Man
" Mi mhantlo tyala ki hech tumchyath ani amchyat farak ahey" .. goes one man at a local tea stall enthralling other locals about his escapades in Human resource management. He is talking about some work he had with Mr. X and he boasts of how good he made Mr X fall to his knees and show that this guy is better than Mr X. Now this same time MR X sits at another tea stall telling the same story the only difference being the winner is MR X and the loser is the first guy who was telling his story . So the same story, same people just different situations if you can visualize what I mean You can Visualize India. I been always been hearing that I am the worst or idiot or dumb from my friends and other colleagues. This same guy ( Me) also have got accolades like being good lovable so same guy different feelings.My dog and couple of other dogs who live near me consider me to be very good now that's their opinion for which the outside world doesn't care. if i would have fed some local politician some beer and some monies i would be better for the world. Same person different eyes, different opinions. Now I have come to the conclusion how human has evolved from being lovable species to adapt themselves into this complicated web of lies and deceit they call as life.2 comments | | category: Miscellaneous | Content type: Text/Pictures | Add this link to... | tell a friend | bakwaas
Masti: Fast Food Nasik ( A Comical Entry on Fast Food Restuarants in my city)
Hello.. So we are back to writing eh.. Well you know sometimes writing can be the most boring thingi in a mans life but sometimes its intresting so here i am full stomach ( i just ate a subway sandwich) and here to blog about the fast food restuarants in nasik city.4 comments | | category: Masti | Content type: Text/Pictures | Add this link to... | tell a friend | bakwaas
Miscellaneous: The art of being sick
There is always a time in mans life when viruses attack.. Brutal viruses that plague the human body and fill it with a modicum of fate called as Illness.. Recently I had this divine chance of being subjected to this attack of a female virus by the name of "Sardi ".. She came into me with a smile... She had all those tricks.. she was sexy she was cute and I fell a victim to her.. She had all those charms making any man her victim and I fell for her... The first attack was on my nose.. Soon enough Random YDMU Yucky Dripping Mucus Updates were constantly being release from my nasal cavities for the benefit of the common folk.. Soon I had to sooth my body by constantly doing Shhhh.. hurrr.. I mean taking back those drippings back to the nose. Soon enough there was an uproar in the immune system.. Alert Alert... Subway Eating, beer Drinking,Fat Food Loving,Part time Raw food Loving,Asshole Body has been attacked by Viruses.. Tu.. Tu .. Tu... Sirens were blurring all around.. All the foods turs sipid once your infected with her.. She has a charm over your body forcing your body to commit sins like Eating some Medecine made out of peoples Arm Hair ( I dont know what those cold medecines are made of So I assumed) . The pills turn out be made out of Dead Nazis ashes with bloody farts so their smell as well as their taste are super duper Yuck... Then comes the turn of the Steam thrower.. you induct ur face to go through a grueling process called as Steaming your Nose to get out of this predicament.. now you turn ur head to and fro like a Bull but no awail the steam hits u on the face and fights with the internal chota chota cute cute organisams.. and tries to give you relief.. but nooooo those organisams wont budge and they dont want to move out of ur shitty body.15 comments | | category: Miscellaneous | Content type: Text/Pictures | Add this link to... | tell a friend | bakwaas
Miscellaneous: The Death of Indian Dream
The maid in the office asks me if she can come in the morning ... She is trying to cope up with the rise of inflation at 12%. The global economy has gone bankrupt with Credit crysis and buyouts. The normal Indian Middle class family is no longer content with TV shows and bugfilled Bedsheets. Today A trip to macdonalds is considered as a luxury thing for a middle class so that he can show his neighbours that they were worth macdonalds. The Population and Pollution are on rise in Co-ordination.The number of diseases as well as hospitals are on the rise.Long gone are the days where India was known for its tradition and culture. Today everything is just as fake as a women doing the same with her orgasm God is a species on the verge of extiction. He is just put into picture during crysis and communal riots. The global revolution has wiped away all moral values and ethics. Today love thy neighbour is a term only dogs follow. Its have an affair with ur neighbours wife thats on the rise.No longer does parents play an important part in shaping the childs future. The child is thrown into some corporate governed school with no ethics and no moral values. He then is shaped up to be tommorrows " Enterpruner". The best mode of fun for an indian today is to find someone else in peril. People throw a stone on a dog and when he screams they laugh. No longer does real " Helping the animals " Or Helping the poor or Blind exist.. Today thats all just a way for saving taxes. The cost of food is at inverse propotion to Indias Sensex.No Longer does a man say to his Kid that go Study Ayurveda or Go be a astronought even if the kid wants to be anything , His father would condemm the boys intelligence and know how and the boy would be inverdently forced to be a Computer Engineer.India's mass population has given a steady start to crimes and attrocities in the name of religion and faith. Fake baba's promising cures from Taming Cancer to do biliogical operations without surgery are on the rise. Their magnitude of the rise is compounded by their followers who outnumber the baba's 100 times yet let themselves be fooled by them. Coming to profession, the amount of doctors have exceeded the patients.Computer Engineers who once used to be the creamy layer are feeling the ire of their own success. The number of divorce rates of People in the IT sector has doubled.Male Gigalows and Ekta kapoor 15 husbands for 1 wife theory has come alive in Pune and Bangalore.No more does the traditional husband satisfies. The India which was once chidiya or whatever is not Shit blame it on technology, Blame it on Middle class... Blame it on me.. but if you really need to know the culprit you will only but need a mirror. The Indian Dream once filled with hospitality and love is now extict. This indian dream has been transformed into customized dreams with people chasing something which eventually leads to them getting nothing Anyway off I go to chase perils on the Internet7 comments | | category: Miscellaneous | Content type: Text/Pictures | Add this link to... | tell a friend | bakwaas
Tech: internet Poem
Yahoo is striving for survival While Gawker media is hinting at retrieval Amazon Kindle Sale is going strong While Youtube is going in the likes of Enron Microsoft is playing with cloud storage While Tech start ups are looking for mortgage Ebay announces layoffs,While Apple does Showoffs Wired still rocks while Cnet goes flops Sun is still struggling with its server While Hp smoothly does a EDS takeover Nasdaq falls flat while spammers try to make you fall into a trap Gmail is still In beta, while Google's employees still enjoy margarita Joomla sites are getting hacked, While Google cookies keeps you tracked Canon launches a New camera, while Nissan is still strong with sales of Primera Drupal struggles for recognition,While Dell is trying Brand renovation The BBC Rocks while the Lehman brothers eat their own socks Yahoo Music is Closed while Sarah palin's mail is Exposed Barack Obama is gonna win while Angelina Jolie nurses her twins This last line has no rhyme But THIS POEM ROCKS2 comments | | category: Tech | Content type: Text/Pictures | Add this link to... | tell a friend | bakwaas
LetsDiscuss: Customizing God
Customizing God? Whats that you may ask? Ask any Indian .. he wont tell you as he doesent know of his own sins committed. Let us explore today how we have begun to customize god. God in his ever so pleasant self is a good guy with not so much anger or frustration a peaceful guy and stuff. But today the generation or lets just call them as people have begun to take him for granted I suppose and have started to make God as a person who lives for them and not they live for him. An normal religious indian's life begins with a Bath and then a Puja and then he leaves for work and comes back in the evening. An Extra religious guy may go for a puja in the evening now thats good.Now How he has begun to customize lets explore the untold secrets of a religion. Upwas : An Upwas is a fast or technically a abstance from any physical food insertion into the body volutarily and involuntarily. An upwas was in the past credited to bring a man closer to his maker but today the scene has changed. People eat double the khichadis (Sabudana Khichadis). A large packet of potato chips and huge amounts of fruits in the name of Upwas. The only excuse offered to the god above that " We have jobs so we cannot be up to the benchmark standards on this ok? We will do as we please ". Now God frankly never asked you to keep this so called customizable upwas for the sake of keeping it. The true meaning of upwas is eating nothing just nothing. How about following that eh Upwasis? . A meaning of religion has changed. People have started going nuts on religion dancing and singing with Alchohol in their bodies. Now Where has god asked you to consume substances that will lead you to a mental state away from earth and to a temperory paradise recreated from the wildest imaginations of the sinful mind. eh? Let me elaborate.2 comments | | category: LetsDiscuss | Content type: Text/Pictures | Add this link to... | tell a friend | bakwaas
Miscellaneous: Funny Poem
Funny Poem
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Miscellaneous: Eve Teasing in India
" I am a white American female working in Bangladesh. The public groping here is shameless and beyond disgusting. As much as I want to fight back, I find that every day I impose more and more restrictions on myself to maintain my safety and sanity. Recently I was coming back to Dhaka from Mymansingh on a public bus. The young man sitting across the isle from me began to very openly masturbate while staring completely unashamed at me. When I shouted at him (in English since I do not speak Bangla) it was the women around me who shouted back, apparently in his defense. I was wearing a salwar, so I don't think I was being faulted for immodesty. Regardless, I was made to feel ashamed for his vulgar and degrading actions. Women and men obviously have to fight back because a society13 comments | | category: Miscellaneous | Content type: Text/Pictures | Add this link to... | tell a friend | bakwaas
Tech: Do we Need a Iphone Killer?
For heavens sake I ask All day long every shitty tech site up there stands there Nude shouting oooh Finally I peed I found the Iphone KILLER. FUCK YOU do we really need that guys? I DONT THINK SO!3 comments | | category: Tech | Content type: Text/Pictures | Add this link to... | tell a friend | bakwaas
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