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Dangerous Buddy
A paki goes to the doctor and as he touches every part of her body with her
finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts,
my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Where you ever a
friends with a Sardar?"
"Yes I was." he replies. "why do you ask?"
The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"
Dead Bird
A Sardar and a paki were walking outside when the paki said,
"Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
This is is a letter from a sardarji mother to her
son at school ...
Pyaarey Puttar,
Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow because I
know you can't read fast. We don't live where we
did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles
from your home, so we moved! I won't be able to
give you the address as the last sardar who stayed
in this house took the numbers with them for their
next house, so they wouldnt have to change their
address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing
machine. I'm not sure it works too well, last week
I put in three shirts and pulled the chain and I
HAVE NOT SEEN THEM SINCE.
THE weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice
last week. The first it rained for three days and the
second time for four days. The coat you wanted me
to send you, your aunt said it would be a little too
heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we
cut them off and put them in the pocket.
We got another bill from the funeral home. It said
that if we don't make the last payment on
GRANDMA'S FUNERAL, she will come up again.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under
him. He is cutting the grass in the cemetery. Your
sister had a baby this morning, I havent found out
whether it is a boy or girl, so I don't know whether
you are an aunt or uncle!
Your uncle jatindar fell into a whiskey vat. Some
men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off
and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for
3 days.
Three of your friends went off the bridge in a
pick-up truck. One was driving and the other two
were in the back. the driver got out, he rolled down
the window and swam to safety. the other 2 friends
drowned because they couldn't get the gate down.
there isn't much more news at this time. nothing much
has happened.
love, mom
p.s. i was going to send you some money, but the
envelope was already sealed.
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Dead Bird
A Sardar and a paki were walking outside when the paki said,
"Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
This is is a letter from a sardarji mother to her
son at school ...
Pyaarey Puttar,
Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow because I
know you can't read fast. We don't live where we
did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles
from your home, so we moved! I won't be able to
give you the address as the last sardar who stayed
in this house took the numbers with them for their
next house, so they wouldnt have to change their
address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing
machine. I'm not sure it works too well, last week
I put in three shirts and pulled the chain and I
HAVE NOT SEEN THEM SINCE.
THE weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice
last week. The first it rained for three days and the
second time for four days. The coat you wanted me
to send you, your aunt said it would be a little too
heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we
cut them off and put them in the pocket.
We got another bill from the funeral home. It said
that if we don't make the last payment on
GRANDMA'S FUNERAL, she will come up again.
Your father has another job. He has 500 men under
him. He is cutting the grass in the cemetery. Your
sister had a baby this morning, I havent found out
whether it is a boy or girl, so I don't know whether
you are an aunt or uncle!
Your uncle jatindar fell into a whiskey vat. Some
men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off
and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for
3 days.
Three of your friends went off the bridge in a
pick-up truck. One was driving and the other two
were in the back. the driver got out, he rolled down
the window and swam to safety. the other 2 friends
drowned because they couldn't get the gate down.
there isn't much more news at this time. nothing much
has happened.
love, mom
p.s. i was going to send you some money, but the
envelope was already sealed.">
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Korean phone manufacturer, Pantech Wireless, Inc will be showcasing a wide-array of handsets, at spring CTIA. Pantech will debut five new North American handsets, a variety of leading designs from around the world and even concept phones, at the Orange County Convention Center, in Orlando from March 27 to 29, 2007.
The handsets on display will include Pantech C3b, the newest version of the 'world's smallest camera flip phone' which adds Bluetooth capabilities in addition to offering changeable color face plates, mobile email, multimedia messaging and a multi-capture camera.
The Pantech C510 is a music-centric handset that features an MP3 player with front scrolling digital display and controls, external memory capacity, video recording, Bluetooth stereo and a 1.3 megapixel camera in vibrant, green metal casing.
Pantech C150 is a slim, candy bar phone, featured in both white and black and includes Bluetooth stereo, MP3 downloading and VGA camera.
Pantech C600 is a 3G phone , that incorporates an array of advanced multimedia components into a compact and sleek form factor that contain Bluetooth stereo, Flash UI, instant messaging, mobile email and mutli-media capabilities.
And finally, Pantech C710 is another 3G phone with PTT (Push-to-Talk) functionality, two deluxe speakers, Bluetooth stereo, 1.3 megapixel camera, Video Sharing Client, Flash UI and a large, vibrant display screen.
The company says it will also be presenting a number of groundbreaking handsets that are currently available in other international territories. Also on hand will be an assortment of award-winning concept phones that have received prestigious iF Design accolades.
Mike Cost, COO, Pantech Wireless said, "CTIA provides us the perfect platform to demonstrate our ability to deliver products that address our customers
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