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Miscellaneous: The art of being sick
There is always a time in mans life when viruses attack.. Brutal viruses that plague the human body and fill it with a modicum of fate called as Illness.. Recently I had this divine chance of being subjected to this attack of a female virus by the name of "Sardi ".. She came into me with a smile... She had all those tricks.. she was sexy she was cute and I fell a victim to her.. She had all those charms making any man her victim and I fell for her... The first attack was on my nose.. Soon enough Random YDMU Yucky Dripping Mucus Updates were constantly being release from my nasal cavities for the benefit of the common folk.. Soon I had to sooth my body by constantly doing Shhhh.. hurrr.. I mean taking back those drippings back to the nose. Soon enough there was an uproar in the immune system.. Alert Alert... Subway Eating, beer Drinking,Fat Food Loving,Part time Raw food Loving,Asshole Body has been attacked by Viruses.. Tu.. Tu .. Tu... Sirens were blurring all around.. All the foods turs sipid once your infected with her.. She has a charm over your body forcing your body to commit sins like Eating some Medecine made out of peoples Arm Hair ( I dont know what those cold medecines are made of So I assumed) . The pills turn out be made out of Dead Nazis ashes with bloody farts so their smell as well as their taste are super duper Yuck... Then comes the turn of the Steam thrower.. you induct ur face to go through a grueling process called as Steaming your Nose to get out of this predicament.. now you turn ur head to and fro like a Bull but no awail the steam hits u on the face and fights with the internal chota chota cute cute organisams.. and tries to give you relief.. but nooooo those organisams wont budge and they dont want to move out of ur shitty body.
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Any comments?
Too weird for any comment - what is this all about?
Well its about how u get sick! I know its weird but i am sick and down and I cannot think of anything
ha ha i know how you feel :-) get well soon.
oh lord.. my nose is blocked.. My head feels like it weighs 2.14 kilos and what not!
lol haha, righto!
ha haah that was amazing the exact weight of the head....
btw in which machine did u measured ur head...
I assumed due to the monstrous size of the internal virus that has caused me to eat up ( Well Hurrr hurrr) into 30 Odd tissue papers till now ( Oh those poor tissues)
use a piece of cloth, make sure you dispose it properly after you get ok,
wishing you a fast recovery,
cheers!
Ah the cloth gets soggy and my cute little doggy thinks that cloth is after her so she tends to tear it apart so cloth can be a bit of a problem but yeah thanks mr seohamru
ha ha ha that was funny.....the cloth and the dog wat a comparison.....
ha ha barbaras you kind of remind me of Somerset Maugham or whoever was the author of the story about three men going rowing in a boat.
I remember it was Jerome K Jerome from three men in a boat.
Three men in a boat .. eh have to read that book then..
Funny! Well the situations sure are funny but they tend to be more like irritating in the long run