Masti: Funny conversation in aeroplane

welcome to Air Deccan Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain PATEL welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air Deccan. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and partly due to the search for a missing tyre. This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will End up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village! Air Deccan has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our Passengers have reached.....
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